V-Day is a Month Away
Get your Girlfriend or Boyfriend in a Bottle ($8.50) at Gnome Sweeeet Gnome. I think it's perfect for that lonely friend you've got who keeps complaining they don't have a S.O. Or get one for yourself! Hang it on a pretty ribbon (for a gal) or twine (for a guy) and you're ready to go. It even comes with great gift-packaging! For an added charge, you can request a particular hair color, pose, or clothing selection.